Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Eliezer Torres, 36, Saturday (July 29) after he was accused of shoplifting at Goodwill, breaking into Christ the King Lutheran Church’s playground, destroying some property there so he could charge his cell phone, and masturbating at the entrance to the church.
A staffer at the church noticed damage to the playground’s entry gate at dawn Saturday morning, then watched surveillance camera footage that depicted the man later identified as Torres prying open the gates to campus at 3:30 that morning. Torres damaged the gate box to gain entry, then removed the cover to an electrical outlet on the grounds so he could charge his cell phone.
Torres is then seen stripping his clothes at the church entrance and proceeding to mime Onan, with local variations. Two hours later, he put on his yellow t-shirt and black athletic shorts and left the church’s grounds, only to rummage through mailboxes along U.S. 1. A deputy circulated to all patrol deputies a still of the footage that captured Torres’s appearance.
Christ the King Church, at 5625 North US Hwy. 1, runs Christ the King Academy, a private, K-8 school and voluntary pre-kindergarten. The school is off for the summer but had early childhood and summer camp for K-5.
While the deputy was still at the church, processing the scene for fingerprints, Goodwill on Palm Coast Parkway called for deputies regarding a theft. Goodwill had detained a man–Torres, who readily admitted to have been at Christ the King’s campus. Torres said he felt he had the right to be there, though he agreed that he “messed up” in breaking the gate’s lock box. When asked about his other extra-curricular activity at the entrance to the church, Torres said he had “needs” to attend to.
Torres, of Mercy Drive in Orlando, faces two felony charges–burglary and causing damage to a house of worship, both third-degree felonies. (Burglary becomes a second degree felony if the place being burglarized is occupied by other people.) He also faces charges of indecent exposure (though to whom, other than the all-seeing eye, is not made clear: the charge usually requires a live witness), trespassing on school property, and theft, all misdemeanors. He is being held at the Flagler County jail on $66,000 bond.
TR says
What a sick person. But he’s probable think he deserves a break. Hopefully he will be held accountable and pay for the damage he caused. I say NO PLEA DEAL.
Land of no turn signals says says
Just another day in Flagler County.
Pogo says
@floriduh man — dot, dot, dot
Another good reason to tell people I don’t shake hands with anyone.
Thoughts and prayers.
“Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
― Mark Twain
Ray W. says
Actually, Pogo, some 30 years ago, I prosecuted a man who ejaculated on his ex-girlfriend and her new lover while they slept in the new boyfriend’s home. The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Pogo says
@Ray W.
I believe we (and S.L. Clemens too) are both saying the same thing.
I haven’t been surprised by much of anything in many years now.
But, I’m constantly disappointed. I suppose it’s the price of holding on to hope.
Be well.
Joseph Barand says
And Trump walks around free.
citizen says
And Biden’s family has yet to be convicted for their crimes by his own pocket DOJ.
James says
Another upstanding FC Citizen.
C’mon man says
I’ve jerked off at some strange places but never a church. This is just wrong