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- Palm Coast’s BMX Gamble
- The Best Congress Money Can Buy
- Racism and the Obama Presidency
- Obama’s National Security Sham
- Legacies of Bullying
- Egypt’s Bogus Election
- Radar Guns and Suicide Bombers
- Did Small Business Saturday Work?
- Best TSA Cartoon Ever
- Geology Separated at Birth
- A Naked Tribute to Leslie Nielsen
- A Few Good Links
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Renny Roker is familiar with “Mission Impossible,” having made a guest appearance on the show way back in that other century, so it wasn’t entirely surprising when he made a pitch to the Palm Coast City Council in late October that he could revive his 32-year-old, and doddering, JAG BMX enterprise right here in Palm Coast. BMX stands for bicycle motocross (no r before the c, so no noisy engines), a fancier way of describing dirt racing on an intentionally bumpy track that has more in common with mogul skiing than traditional bicycling. Roker is a happily flamboyant type. He looks and talks as if the impossible is in his back pocket, always ready to be yours–if you sign on the dotted line. The problem is that the lines are all dots and no details. In October he was telling the city that he was ready to start auditions in December for a reality show featuring and possibly starring local BMX racers. The show would be shot here and show all over the pay-per-showing third-string network of NBC Universal (the producers pay to have their programs shown on the channel, and reap whatever advertising they sell). The city council of course was all gaga over the idea, and they barely questioned Jim Landon, the city manager, when he said the city was ready to build the track with city workers and city dirt at the city’s expense. The cost? Nothing much, just moving dirt around. That’s not quite true: a real track, as Roker pictures it, the kind of track that would also be a training facility for Olympic athletes, and would be a covered arena, with administrative offices, would be very expensive. A similar track built in Texas cost more than $1 million. Another one in California ran to $400,000.
For now, Roker and the city are focusing on a “holiday joyride” to build support and good feelings about the venture. The ride would involve any bicyclist at any time between 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. on Dec. 18, riding through Town Center, Linear Park, Waterfront Park and a couple of other places. But Roker’s past, which has a few things in common with checkered flags, is beginning to catch up with him. The News-Journal today notes that Roker’s one ongoing organization of note, Teens on the Green, which promotes youth golf, is–in his words–“about to go bankrupt,” that he himself filed for bankruptcy in 2007, and that he still owes money to Greg Hill, a former BMX champion, who reacts about Roker the way Hitchcock’s characters do in “The Birds” when the flappy things chase them around. None of that, of course, was part of the discussion when when Roker made his presentation to the city council in October, nor was Roker’s own current background: he said then he had an office on Orlando, but was moving to Palm Coast. With no staff. None. Strange. A businessman living out of a suitcase. And Landon, the manager, was all ready to be his bellhop. Maybe the BMX track can be built around Landon’s new city hall.
The Best Congress Money Can Buy

“[…] Now corporations of all kinds can buy more of Washington than before, thanks to the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision and to the rise of outside “nonprofit groups” that can legally front for those who prefer to donate anonymously. The money laundering at the base of Tom DeLay’s conviction by a Texas jury last week — his circumventing of the state’s post-Gilded Age law forbidding corporate campaign contributions directly to candidates — is now easily and legally doable at the national level. […] America needs a rally — or, better still, a leader or two or three — to restore not just honor or sanity to its citizens but governance that’s not auctioned off to the highest bidder.” The full column.
Racism and the Obama Presidency

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Obama’s National Security Sham

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From the Boston Globe, part of a series on bullying: “Childhood bullying is an old problem, one that has produced generations of victims. And while many of those bullied as children move past it and thrive in adulthood, a surprising number say they have been unable to leave the humiliating memories behind. Their accounts are supported by a growing body of research suggesting that the bullying experience stays with many victims into young adulthood, middle age, and even retirement, shaping their decisions and hindering them in nearly every aspect of life: education and career choices; social interactions and emotional well-being; even attitudes about having children. […] One respected, long-term study of 2,500 Finnish boys born in 1981 found that children who endured bullying in grade school were two to three times as likely to have a psychiatric disorder by their early 20s, according to records collected as part of mandatory military service. Boys who bullied were also at higher risk. Even more compelling to those who suspected the effects could last decades, if not a lifetime, a 2008 study of 12,000 Danish men found that those who recalled being bullied at school had significantly higher rates of depression at age 51 than those who did not recall bullying. The study, of men born in 1953 in Copenhagen, adjusted for differences in social class and parental mental illness. To those who study such effects, the findings are another pressing reason to address the bullying problem.” The full story.
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From Time: “Few Egyptians showed up to vote in their country’s parliamentary election on November 28. Those who did said they were met with fraud, confusion, and long waits—odd, given the short lines. Plenty who did bother to turn out never actually made it through the doors of polling stations to cast their votes. […] For many Egyptians, Sunday’s vote for the lower house of parliament—the first balloting of its kind in five years—was typical of the authoritarian regime’s political process, and an ominous portent for next year’s presidential race. Voters and independent monitors complained of police intimidation, ballot stuffing, and bribery. Independent monitors wielding government accreditation said police barred them from entering the polling stations. Trucks of riot police stood ready in opposition strongholds. And plainclothes police and representatives of local ruling party candidates restricted the voters who could come inside.” The full article.
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Radar Guns and Suicide Bombers

Did Small Business Saturday Work?

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An astute reader detected a remarkable similarity between a picture of the Tuwaiq Mountains in Central Saudi Arabia and a very similar rock formation seen from the Colorado River in Utah, south of Moab. Here they are, Tuwaiq first:

A Naked Tribute to Leslie Nielsen
From The Times obituary: “Leslie Nielsen, the Canadian-born actor who in middle age tossed aside three decades of credibility in dramatic and romantic roles to make a new, far more successful career as a comic actor in films like “Airplane!” and the “Naked Gun” series, died on Sunday in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He was 84. […] In the 1960s and ’70s, as his hair turned white and he became an even more distinguished figure, Mr. Nielsen played serious military men, government leaders and even a mob boss, appearing in crime dramas, westerns and the occasional horror movie. Then, in the low-budget, big-money-making 1980 disaster-movie parody “Airplane!” he was cast as a clueless doctor on board a possibly doomed jetliner. Critics and audiences alike praised his deadpan comic delivery, and his career was reborn. […] In keeping with his adopted comic persona, when Mr. Nielsen in 1993 published an autobiography, “Naked Truth,” it was one that cheerfully, blatantly fabricated events in his life. They included two Academy Awards, an affair with Elizabeth Taylor and a stay at a rehabilitation center, battling dopey-joke addiction.” The full obituary. Watch the tribute.
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